My sister

July 31, 2010
My sister is a nut. This afternoon she found me at Kohl's desperately trying to find some new clothes that fit my huge post-baby belly, boobs, and butt. I figured if I have to go back to work next week I better be wearing something other than a tee shirt and capris. It's going to suck. I hate shopping... hated it before but even more so now that nothing fits. I'm so out of the fashion loop I feel like I need to buy an entire wardrobe just to look nice. It's overwhelming and almost brought me to tears in the store. It was nice to my sister there. Not so much on my pocket book though because I walked out of there with a lot more than I had planned on.

My sister is a nut. When we got home she decided to make cupcakes with Pearl. I didn't feel I had needed to do any supervising until Kimmy started saying "Oh my gosh!" over and over again when she checked on them baking in the oven. I guess we have different ideas of what 2/3 full means because Kimmy's were expanding at an enormous rate, with two minutes left to go. And Pearl's were bright purple and rock hard when they got out of the oven. It made me laugh.

My sister is a nut. She showed me a picture of what she says is the ugliest baby she has ever seen. It wasn't a cute baby I have to admit. Then she made me promise that I'd tell her if her kids are ugly. It made me laugh. And it was a nice reminder from someone that yes, in fact I do have the cutest baby ever!

My sister is a nut. She decided to go to Costco 10 minutes before they closed last night. She had money to burn but then her card didn't work. She came back fuming. I would have left the entire cart of groceries had it been me. But she's a nut!